Saturday, June 2, 2007

Wolcott Style Drive-By

(NOTE: This is a draft of a post I never finished and am publishing now. It is from Friday, June 1st.)

Friday morning I went in to work as usual. Ryan and Steve went to visit Mr. Brewer and teach some high school kids about physics. They amazed and impressed with our uranium sample and uranium enriched marbles. They also built a hover craft from scratch. Mr. Brewer gave them a 30 gallon tank in glowing admiration and appreciation for their physics mastery.

The fish were very happy. All except the two perch, who both died. Ha....... Great news though, the bass ate after a couple of hours in the big tank. Looks like he's going to survive. He's the first fish other than the sunfish that we got to eat. Still no crickets yet. We ordered a 1000 a while ago but they haven't come in yet. Hoping for Monday. In other news the 40 gallon tank leaks like a waterfall. So we've given up on it for holding water. We are currently looking for a super cool reptile to put in it.

Friday night we went to Mitch's house for a campfire. We cooked the fish we caught on Wenesday and some steak. Also made a couple rounds of smoothies including a Rogan Oreo special. (way better then an Eskimo Churchill; even Eskimo's agree) After a while sitting around the fire we went for a cruise on Mitch's boat. Steve did "Whadat an chu" in the middle of the lake. Pretty embarassing/funny. When we got to the end of the lake with the bridge we saw some hoodlums smoking and generally making mischief on the bridge. These weren't normal hoodlums, these were Wolcott hoodlums (very mysterious and dangerous). It was very much like an alien encounter. We cruised up and tried to communicate with them. We then shined our lights at them, again not much response. Then Mitch being the humanitarian he is thought that he would give the poor souls a soda. So he hucked a Barqs at them. The Wolcott hoodlums reacted violently and threw rocks and shouted something threatening but hilarious. So we did what any normal group of people would do. We packed into Steve's truck and did a Wolcott Style Drive-By (that's with fireworks). It was super funny. As soon as they saw the firework fuse they started booking like it was a fricken bomb. Oh Wolcott, so full oh hilariously exploitable hicks.

2 comments:

ryan said...

i want no affiliation with that oreo thing.. it wasn't very good. i can make much better

prius fanatic said...

i personally took one sip of the orea thing then threw it away but on a legal note i had no affiliation with the drive way and my vehicle was used without my knowledge