IMPOUNDED

jasmine thats a BAD DOG, jasmine got out last night and ran around and went through the neighbors trash finally getting herself impounded.
in other news it looks like we got a leaking tank, we'll haveta repair that thing tomorrow. today me and ryan went out and bought some minows to feed the fish. soon as we droped one in the tank a sunfish ate it right up. but that was it. the perch still wont eat. we decided it must be sick so we did some research and decided that it has some sorta inflamed liver. our information tells us we need a water heater to make it better. now instead of going out and buying a $10 heater i looked up how to make one. well it looked rather complicated so i got a little sidetracked and we found some uranium enriched pieces of glass that we could order and put in the fish tank, now this of course raised a big question: what sort of radiation levels are safe for fish? believe it or not i actually looked all over online and could not find anything close to an answer. but we know that alpha radiation is the safest and weakest form so im not too worried. after that we had to consider the free uranium ore sample that comes with the glass that we are looking to order, now where are we going to keep that? well we decided we needed a lead container, of course we had to then figure out where we would get that much lead? answer: 2 dead car batteries in the garage, that of course leads to another question: how do you safely take a part a car battery to use the lead. we'll we never really found an answer but i think we;re gonna go ahead and push forward tomorrow anyway. hopefully soon we;ll have some uranium enriched glass pieces lining the bottom of the tanks glowing under a UV light to keep the fish happy. And hopefully the tank heater will bring the perch back to good health, otherwise we looked up planes to build an x-ray machine to take x-rays of the fish with then if we can get a picture of the perchs inflamed liver we can do surgury on it to correct the problem.